Saturday, September 30, 2006
Sip & See Invitations
TEN HOURS AND TWENTY MINUTES AM, BOLOGNA
Effe: "Do I disturb you?"
Her: "No.. But so what?"
Effe: "Today I thought of you, you know. I had to print na 'thing and I have you come to mind, so .. out of nothing."
Elle: "What do you mean by nothing, sorry ..??"
Effe: ".. hmm .. I do not know, that I was thinking the other .. you understand .."
Elle: "Yes, yes, I understand .. .. and nothing you hear, I have to do here in the office, I have the boss behind me and he woke up more pissed off than usual, has not even had coffee and I .. do that .. come on, you can call me later?
Effe "But if you're on msn and talked for half an hour with Lucy, she told me ... come on, do not bitch! I must tell you one thing .. "
NINE HOURS AND THIRTY MINUTES, AM, BOLOGNA
I had just opened my eyes but I was already standing by a quarter of an hour. I certainly went into the bathroom to empty and then I nod in the kitchen in search of a bottle of water contained water. There were some half-empty with cigarette butts floating, other residues of vodka and cola survived the night. The shutter was still down and I had not yet found a shoe left.
I was sitting half-naked, with dried lips and a trickle of drool ready to fall on his chin. I looked at the PC on and the room began to take shape.
I should print a form that I would have to fill out and then send it by mail within twelve. And I did.
turned on the printer and I bent to catch the pack of white sheets. I leaned on the desk while Acrobat Reader and load the file, took off two or three sheets from the pack.
Ahhhhhhiiiiiiiiii.
Every time I cut the paper was surprised. Look at that little cut and shocked the rest. That trickle of blood in rapid eruption astonished me. It remains one of those things that I can not predict after years of bold adolescienza. If I cut with scissors or a knife, began to curse or swear. If I pinch your fingers with the hammer, threw it away and began to chase, always swearing. With the paper is rather surprising. Almost like squeezing the language. And I do not know why. Maybe because we do not ever expect that a being so innocent and pure, an immaculate piece of paper, light and disarmed will cause much discomfort and pain. Always temporary, but still pain. Here, dear, just thinking of you today and I did not know why until I did not saw the stack of papers on my desk. It said 500 sheet SHEET ... .. not really how I came up with six ear but sounds the same, dear.
I sucked my finger bleeding and I took the phone.
Tuesday, September 26, 2006
Television Show Proposal Sample
I was thinking about you today, the iBook and the banana peel under the umbrella of love 2
I completely clouded, after hours spent observing the rain dashed against the car probably left out of the garage with a window half open, like a sluggish Bavarian pope at the time of the Crusades, stare at the ceiling waiting for a good night's messaggino who sleeps in bed or let live not far but suspicion. In the unnecessary waiting sketch jealous and malicious mail to a compliant one (s) known to the English course, which is idle for too long and may cancel automatically, and perhaps is even a little thinner.
My beloved Mac, sensitive to temperature and incompetent people, responds to my commands in fits and starts, losing the senses before the breasts Ainett Stephens and one can see that it takes half nipple but then I decided to lower the flag . The basket is filled with over a century and its vacant look you can imagine the urge to shit as soon as possible and pull the chain of process, including even his master into the vortex.
who seems to have clouded the air is less than what remains of the banana (not the usual porn). His soul has left the earth in a few seconds due to the demand of some butterflies in my stomach shut. Given that the last female of the species to interact with my body were the lusty tiger mosquitoes this summer, I met their desires lavishing a 25 inch golden skin of the Eritrean coast.
So we were three and we have not accomplished anything tonight. How to sell ice to Eskimos trying to make the day had a colorful fail. Blame the rain. I know you will not rain tomorrow. I just saw three and two reality TV news on a school of comedians outside Milan (TG4 and Studio Aperto). It does not rain in that part of the hoof. I can put to bed and feel happy. I look at the ceiling clouded. And it rains
We were me, my Mac and the banana peel on this desk. All three with no idea of \u200b\u200bwhat to do tonight. Both altered by the day. dull weather victims. Or better in Italian, metereopatici , which sounds more like a disease (?).
I completely clouded, after hours spent observing the rain dashed against the car probably left out of the garage with a window half open, like a sluggish Bavarian pope at the time of the Crusades, stare at the ceiling waiting for a good night's messaggino who sleeps in bed or let live not far but suspicion. In the unnecessary waiting sketch jealous and malicious mail to a compliant one (s) known to the English course, which is idle for too long and may cancel automatically, and perhaps is even a little thinner.
My beloved Mac, sensitive to temperature and incompetent people, responds to my commands in fits and starts, losing the senses before the breasts Ainett Stephens and one can see that it takes half nipple but then I decided to lower the flag . The basket is filled with over a century and its vacant look you can imagine the urge to shit as soon as possible and pull the chain of process, including even his master into the vortex.
who seems to have clouded the air is less than what remains of the banana (not the usual porn). His soul has left the earth in a few seconds due to the demand of some butterflies in my stomach shut. Given that the last female of the species to interact with my body were the lusty tiger mosquitoes this summer, I met their desires lavishing a 25 inch golden skin of the Eritrean coast.
So we were three and we have not accomplished anything tonight. How to sell ice to Eskimos trying to make the day had a colorful fail. Blame the rain. I know you will not rain tomorrow. I just saw three and two reality TV news on a school of comedians outside Milan (TG4 and Studio Aperto). It does not rain in that part of the hoof. I can put to bed and feel happy. I look at the ceiling clouded. And it rains
Thursday, September 21, 2006
Why Is My Artificial Knee Hurting
And we sit and watch the Simpsons. At seven in the evening. We do it like a game, but we both know perfectly well that with each passing day our situation increasingly resembles that of a married couple. What a married couple if not a system of complicity? Ultimately it is only this. Everything else can be there or not: love, children, sex acceptable or bad, the routine, daily routines, confidence and mutual distrust, jealousy, memories, confessions about life above all, the secrets that will never be revealed, cook something together, a beer, a glass of wine, watch the golden light of sunset. They are small, unimportant details, perhaps.
But, gradually, between the two sets in a system of complicity. Everything, even watch the sunset together, is part of this system. And without realizing it, or that there are less than half the official documents, it slips into gear marriage. I know what I say. It happened on other occasions.
(PJG)
Wednesday, September 20, 2006
Baby Tylenol & Anbesol
Semantics The semantics of love
"Do not you love me?"
"Love is very difficult. I fear that in English there are no suitable shades. It says 'I love you' and that's it. But in English so that there are"
"What?"
"'Te quiero', 'me gustas' is a little less of 'I love you', 'I love you'."
"So many? As if they were to scale?"
"At least in my English is so"
"So you're saying to me tell me that you love me?"
"The semantics of love. I love you and I like you. So far we have. Do not hurry because I'm a slow"
Yes I love you. Totally. I love you "
" So much the better. Begins to suffer now. I'll catch up later "
(PJG)
"Love is very difficult. I fear that in English there are no suitable shades. It says 'I love you' and that's it. But in English so that there are"
"What?"
"'Te quiero', 'me gustas' is a little less of 'I love you', 'I love you'."
"So many? As if they were to scale?"
"At least in my English is so"
"So you're saying to me tell me that you love me?"
"The semantics of love. I love you and I like you. So far we have. Do not hurry because I'm a slow"
Yes I love you. Totally. I love you "
" So much the better. Begins to suffer now. I'll catch up later "
(PJG)
Sunday, September 17, 2006
Breastfeeding Man Vidio In Chaine
Chronicle of an announced Sunday
AS I have thirteen minutes to write something about me and then the sticks are ready Findus (which is not edible).
But then. Something about me ? We should ask others. I am not suitable. The problem is that if someone were to tell me what has happened in these last days would be the only eyewitness to my bed. Sure, there are other circumstances in which I would have liked the bed was a discreet observer of my last 48 hours but not just that case. Not even the shadow of an estrogen. In short, no sex. I have not eaten anything other than Kleenex. And to eliminate the principle of cold, not for ... Damn rain. Thirteen minutes are too short, too. To talk to me. Eh.
increasingly try to remedy the incipient dissolution of my modus vivendi. I build gadgets time to destroy any bad habit. I try to give the habit a lifespan of a gnat on the highway. I leave a spare sort of life between two lives important.
not smoked in the kitchen while waiting for the coffee esca.No.No. I wash some dishes. I read on teletext. I cut my nails. But stop smoking. And I feel great. Virtuoso tamer instincts. In short Noantri a Julien Sorel. But then I connect
iTunes and put her, the divine tiger, and I feel the usual jerk yesterday, with four in the morning.
With me you can smoke your pipe when you want
Because I like you a lot more
And you're so romantic
blue smoke, blue smoke into a cloud and you
And then, and then if a man knows Smoke
Yes, but it was really a man
And I'll love you until you want because you're so
Ta ra ta ta ta ta - ta ra ra ta ta
A man (a man) When
know (smoke )
ra ta ta
A man (a man) When
know (of smoke) and a kiss
the information you have is worth ten
AS I have thirteen minutes to write something about me and then the sticks are ready Findus (which is not edible).
But then. Something about me ? We should ask others. I am not suitable. The problem is that if someone were to tell me what has happened in these last days would be the only eyewitness to my bed. Sure, there are other circumstances in which I would have liked the bed was a discreet observer of my last 48 hours but not just that case. Not even the shadow of an estrogen. In short, no sex. I have not eaten anything other than Kleenex. And to eliminate the principle of cold, not for ... Damn rain. Thirteen minutes are too short, too. To talk to me. Eh.
increasingly try to remedy the incipient dissolution of my modus vivendi. I build gadgets time to destroy any bad habit. I try to give the habit a lifespan of a gnat on the highway. I leave a spare sort of life between two lives important.
not smoked in the kitchen while waiting for the coffee esca.No.No. I wash some dishes. I read on teletext. I cut my nails. But stop smoking. And I feel great. Virtuoso tamer instincts. In short Noantri a Julien Sorel. But then I connect
iTunes and put her, the divine tiger, and I feel the usual jerk yesterday, with four in the morning.
With me you can smoke your pipe when you want
Because I like you a lot more
And you're so romantic
blue smoke, blue smoke into a cloud and you
And then, and then if a man knows Smoke
Yes, but it was really a man
And I'll love you until you want because you're so
Ta ra ta ta ta ta - ta ra ra ta ta
A man (a man) When
know (smoke )
ra ta ta
A man (a man) When
know (of smoke) and a kiss
the information you have is worth ten
Friday, September 15, 2006
2008 Civic Front License Plate
Some bastard stole the front wheel of my bicycle
was still there, dying. Tied to the pole. Agonizing as Apollo Creed. Standing or nearly so, with her buttocks pressed against the table advertising. It 's my bike. Chin down and your ass dried up. It looks like a pornodiva taking it from behind by an hour and can no longer moan.
And there it is. She looks at me as we look at who does not respect the queue at the supermarket. Or maybe like one, taken from behind, can no longer distinguish pain from pleasure. He asks me why I left without saying goodbye. I do not answer. With claims to me pleadingly waited an entire summer. Right there, tied to the pole green. But I do not believe you. In fact I take breath to reply. The accused sarcastically that he would court the first nice ass that was passed there. But I realize that I have gossip. In the head still the same damn sentence. Unconsciously echoes. The one that says: I like the good firm asses, like that of your friend. Ah! And again I am reminded of that phrase. She remains incredulos, looks down. Rispondere.Ancora not know that a scene of jealousy. We are the usual. I realize I am being too hard and then changed his tone. I am calm and I apologize. Return to me. Recapture the suitcase and take the first step toward the front door. Roncato lily-ball runs on the asphalt and the noise is the type of film that runs a finished film. I understand that I am going to leave everything on that palo.Verdognolo. And while I expect you to resume, stop, or at least tell me something, I accelerate and I approach the entrance of the building. I quit the bunch of keys from his jeans pocket and, without even time to repent, find the key I wanted, I put in the lock. Behind me, the silence is deafening.
are still three days and the silence is still there, next to my bike. Goodbye love hello.
was still there, dying. Tied to the pole. Agonizing as Apollo Creed. Standing or nearly so, with her buttocks pressed against the table advertising. It 's my bike. Chin down and your ass dried up. It looks like a pornodiva taking it from behind by an hour and can no longer moan.
And there it is. She looks at me as we look at who does not respect the queue at the supermarket. Or maybe like one, taken from behind, can no longer distinguish pain from pleasure. He asks me why I left without saying goodbye. I do not answer. With claims to me pleadingly waited an entire summer. Right there, tied to the pole green. But I do not believe you. In fact I take breath to reply. The accused sarcastically that he would court the first nice ass that was passed there. But I realize that I have gossip. In the head still the same damn sentence. Unconsciously echoes. The one that says: I like the good firm asses, like that of your friend. Ah! And again I am reminded of that phrase. She remains incredulos, looks down. Rispondere.Ancora not know that a scene of jealousy. We are the usual. I realize I am being too hard and then changed his tone. I am calm and I apologize. Return to me. Recapture the suitcase and take the first step toward the front door. Roncato lily-ball runs on the asphalt and the noise is the type of film that runs a finished film. I understand that I am going to leave everything on that palo.Verdognolo. And while I expect you to resume, stop, or at least tell me something, I accelerate and I approach the entrance of the building. I quit the bunch of keys from his jeans pocket and, without even time to repent, find the key I wanted, I put in the lock. Behind me, the silence is deafening.
are still three days and the silence is still there, next to my bike. Goodbye love hello.
Friday, July 7, 2006
Hobo Lauren Wallet Knock Off
do not know why I write
So much has happened lately.
I spent too many nights in bianco.Troppe nights to think, to fall on that pillow exhausted by the heat. A sip from the slanted bed that bottled water is no longer cold, shit.
Think, think, and sweat. Trying to achieve what is changed after the night. Understand when the night begins. When the day. What I was yesterday and today I do not know.
The summer is not recommended for a period of upheaval in their lives.
should write it somewhere. Alberoni should know. He understands why people read many books about people. Nn I read but I talk to people, yet do not understand why she's so .. because that asshole told me that .. because I have done thing .. These tiles
I dropped right in the head in late spring and early summer made me sick. Fuck it blow! Perhaps this damned summer dissolves the cement that binds to the roof or is that breeze that sends her down.
I must ask a mason So what? s useless .. Alberoni.
Yet I fear that those tiles were coming from my roof. I'm afraid that was formed some rubble there. But I will not raise his eyes up there, I do not see that anyone who covers my shoulders is gone.
I do not understand that if it rains and enters the water, I'll plug that hole in me (my) roof.
Yes, fuck yes. Difficult to accept that I belong to that category infernal Italy that creates problems to fill the day, to give a meaning to life. Bias de la vie!
not need to waste time to receive the metamorphic transition, to understand that the night is tangible steps. They are great. Bugger, bugger should be other should pass painlessly.
Should attack by biting this calculated indolence which leads me on for ever and solve sti problemucci fucking useless to me before my eyes are poor, first.
But then I think. I try to reason. Groundhog
think. I try hard. And I'm often there, sitting, where stress is a more appropriate word.
And then I ask myself:
rains in the summer?
But summer is sunny and it almost never rains. Very true.
Why fix now this hole in the roof, what's the point? Where's the stairway? Climb into the attic with
'm hot .. and then climb up the ladder .. can wait. I'm still here, the wind in your face. We spend
in September, will survive the downpours.
What a great summer. W summer!
So much has happened lately.
I spent too many nights in bianco.Troppe nights to think, to fall on that pillow exhausted by the heat. A sip from the slanted bed that bottled water is no longer cold, shit.
Think, think, and sweat. Trying to achieve what is changed after the night. Understand when the night begins. When the day. What I was yesterday and today I do not know.
The summer is not recommended for a period of upheaval in their lives.
should write it somewhere. Alberoni should know. He understands why people read many books about people. Nn I read but I talk to people, yet do not understand why she's so .. because that asshole told me that .. because I have done thing .. These tiles
I dropped right in the head in late spring and early summer made me sick. Fuck it blow! Perhaps this damned summer dissolves the cement that binds to the roof or is that breeze that sends her down.
I must ask a mason So what? s useless .. Alberoni.
Yet I fear that those tiles were coming from my roof. I'm afraid that was formed some rubble there. But I will not raise his eyes up there, I do not see that anyone who covers my shoulders is gone.
I do not understand that if it rains and enters the water, I'll plug that hole in me (my) roof.
Yes, fuck yes. Difficult to accept that I belong to that category infernal Italy that creates problems to fill the day, to give a meaning to life. Bias de la vie!
not need to waste time to receive the metamorphic transition, to understand that the night is tangible steps. They are great. Bugger, bugger should be other should pass painlessly.
Should attack by biting this calculated indolence which leads me on for ever and solve sti problemucci fucking useless to me before my eyes are poor, first.
But then I think. I try to reason. Groundhog
think. I try hard. And I'm often there, sitting, where stress is a more appropriate word.
And then I ask myself:
rains in the summer?
But summer is sunny and it almost never rains. Very true.
Why fix now this hole in the roof, what's the point? Where's the stairway? Climb into the attic with
'm hot .. and then climb up the ladder .. can wait. I'm still here, the wind in your face. We spend
in September, will survive the downpours.
What a great summer. W summer!
Wednesday, June 14, 2006
How To Distribute Free Software
do not know if you've ever been to London.
Do it as soon as possible.
I now have to also remove all the comedy double decker. The legendary double-deck buses. The ones where I pretended to be asleep to not pay the ticket. What color where the controller was pretending to call the police to make me pay the ticket.
"im calling the police" .. Yes?
I just had the age and mom was born Ryanair leaves for work and study English course, leaving my mother in the throes of terrible anxiety.
My father, a placid disposition, was pleased with my resourcefulness. Changed his mind when the bank calls to alert him of my account in red than five hundred thousand lire.
There is a video for those days that reminds me too much London.
The Hardest Part Coldplay.
In that video there is the beauty of London.
Calma. I do not have the slightest idea what city can be. But it makes me think of London.
That wind is just so annoying on the bridges of London.
leaden sky That only exists in London before the rain. Those clouds gather
so only the rooftops of London.
And then the old ladies of London are unique. They have too much style, I love them. They turn a pale macabro.Una defended me in a heated confrontation in a bus. He's right, He's right he said. The old woman understood that I did not understand a pizzasecca of what they said. I often get into trouble without even realizing it.
That video does not seem a video of mtv plastic. It seems her life. It seems to be there.
leave now.
Friday, June 9, 2006
Do Pickles Give Me Diarrhea
I'll tell you my first time come on
begin by saying that it was beautiful. painful if you will.
A experience, in my humble opinion, comparable to few others so far.
It's not that I had had many at that age. I had seen the mother of d. shave their legs, sitting in the Jacuzzi with only a black bra popup (was there that he began the long season ONAN). I had been erotic tour in early September and was up on stage for three seconds with a lot of standing ovation (but not make them bystanders). I also stole a few games to Nintendo Gabrielli and then I was checked at the exit. In short a dull provincial altar boys, who led a dissolute life too much to be appointed altar. And also for that of my older brother said.
piccolo.E no doubt I was very lively and graceful. It completely lost Lei
She was beautiful, blessed and called the first year was about more than me.
He always wore a white blouse, opened in the foothills, a pendant soleluna that fell from the neck through a laccietto shoes and delicate ivory slippers bought at the local market for a few lire.così said.
I could not understand why but I was sympathetic (now happens less). I always smiled and reluctant to talk for hours, most of what we were allowed. She liked me so much and you could see that one day we were there only insoles to 11 pm in the room bare. Among the aseptic
walls she and I on the bed. She was also the time dressed in white but with a black sweater that was great and came to cover the culo.purtroppo.
I, who normally wore Tarr, mysteriously that night wearing a yellow T-shirt given to me benetton year ago to promote the medium.
I had a little fever and she reminded me that I should have mercy cover me while I was playing good football at dusk. The was stroking the forearm. Then at some point picked up a bottle of alcohol from her purse! And I realized that there would come at last moment. It was a sad revelation.
you, to do with authoritarian told me: "Why do not you get off your pants, baby?"
I panicked and my heart in my throat I did it without batting an eyelid. My eyes did understand everything. I was sweating cold. Her hair was now in plaster. Timidly raised my hand as if to seek the return to the bench.
She then took the alcohol and impregnated all'ovatta and I felt my ass with your fingers.
I, who until then I was content, I began to curse and lose graciously invited her to do otherwise. He told me to turn around and I did for love, for love teen starred in the show. But when I felt the noise of the foil scrap paper, I turned and saw the syringe angry blemish in the hands of my beloved nurse. The preparation of Cecutti occurred too quickly to be aware. Zic!
I cried so hard that I came out of the bloody nose would have said Faber ..
was how I was eleven I did (I made it ..) for the first time. Flirty.
begin by saying that it was beautiful. painful if you will.
A experience, in my humble opinion, comparable to few others so far.
It's not that I had had many at that age. I had seen the mother of d. shave their legs, sitting in the Jacuzzi with only a black bra popup (was there that he began the long season ONAN). I had been erotic tour in early September and was up on stage for three seconds with a lot of standing ovation (but not make them bystanders). I also stole a few games to Nintendo Gabrielli and then I was checked at the exit. In short a dull provincial altar boys, who led a dissolute life too much to be appointed altar. And also for that of my older brother said.
piccolo.E no doubt I was very lively and graceful. It completely lost Lei
She was beautiful, blessed and called the first year was about more than me.
He always wore a white blouse, opened in the foothills, a pendant soleluna that fell from the neck through a laccietto shoes and delicate ivory slippers bought at the local market for a few lire.così said.
I could not understand why but I was sympathetic (now happens less). I always smiled and reluctant to talk for hours, most of what we were allowed. She liked me so much and you could see that one day we were there only insoles to 11 pm in the room bare. Among the aseptic
walls she and I on the bed. She was also the time dressed in white but with a black sweater that was great and came to cover the culo.purtroppo.
I, who normally wore Tarr, mysteriously that night wearing a yellow T-shirt given to me benetton year ago to promote the medium.
I had a little fever and she reminded me that I should have mercy cover me while I was playing good football at dusk. The was stroking the forearm. Then at some point picked up a bottle of alcohol from her purse! And I realized that there would come at last moment. It was a sad revelation.
you, to do with authoritarian told me: "Why do not you get off your pants, baby?"
I panicked and my heart in my throat I did it without batting an eyelid. My eyes did understand everything. I was sweating cold. Her hair was now in plaster. Timidly raised my hand as if to seek the return to the bench.
She then took the alcohol and impregnated all'ovatta and I felt my ass with your fingers.
I, who until then I was content, I began to curse and lose graciously invited her to do otherwise. He told me to turn around and I did for love, for love teen starred in the show. But when I felt the noise of the foil scrap paper, I turned and saw the syringe angry blemish in the hands of my beloved nurse. The preparation of Cecutti occurred too quickly to be aware. Zic!
I cried so hard that I came out of the bloody nose would have said Faber ..
was how I was eleven I did (I made it ..) for the first time. Flirty.
Thursday, June 8, 2006
Wheatonterrier/poodle Mix
Hello ..
This blog is brought to light a few moments.
so it's been there like everyone else. except the lazy caesarean. Berny
poor. the legendary Berny.
then employs thirteen fourteen the first to review it. what sadness!
other two for a simple close of mano.stop.doccia cold.
so all fans. stop.frena hand.
the baby is doing well. weighs just for now.
my arms stand up again.
a month or maybe sooner forsake him in the trash a few pc of the internet cafe in london. and flee to Punta Arenas in Chile.
for now tengo.lo cared for.
seem so gay .. no?
it starts ok ..:-)
undergone a striking phrase, no? Of some poet, Groucho Marx, Zichichi?
A sentence that explains why this morning I did not use the web goldone:
"I have always refused to be understood. Being inclusive means prostitution.
prefer to be taken seriously for what they are not, human ignorance, with decency and naturalness. "
already know who he is.
come on.
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