User: "I wonder if you have a film that I would like to review ..."
The Librarian: "Who knows. How's it called?"
U.: "Hmmm, I do not remember ... "The night of ..."," The nights of ...", something like "
LB:" The Night of the Living Dead? Of the long knives? The broken pencils? "
U.:" No no no, it was Sydney Pollack "
LB:" Pollack has never made a film called "The Night"
U. "But Yes, with Michael Douglas! "
LB. "Pollack has never made a movie with Michael Douglas"
U.: "There was a house with people in disguise, and an orgy, and Nicole Kidman naked!"
LB: "Eyes Wide Shut, Kubrick, starring Tom Cruise"
U. "He says?"
LB. "I say."
U.: "No Michael Douglas?"
LB. "Tom Cruise. But Kidman was naked."
U.: "And there you have?"
LB. "No. But we have the book that inspired" double dream "of Schnitzler"
U.: "Ah, but the book is not the same thing!"
course not, there is not Nicole Kidman naked.
(I have also pointed out that actually in Eyes Wide Shut Sydney Pollack plays the lawyer, which I had completely removed. But Michael Douglas do not know from where he arrived)
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